The Greatest Philosopher of Socrates the Athenian is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-working population of 37.04 billion Socrates the Athenianians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 40.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Socrates the Athenianian economy, worth a remarkable 2,264 trillion mnas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 61,125 mnas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

A survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, Socrates the Athenian's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, and the government is spending billions of mnas on helping citizens find spiritual enlightenment. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socrates the Athenian's national animal is the pig, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Socrates the Athenian is ranked 36,093^rd in the world and 1^st in Athens for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 808.73 on the Clooney Contribution Index.